Ham Sandwich HCs

Here there will be a list of Ham Sandwich headcanons. Mostly shippy, some character-focussed.

Ham Sandwich Relationship Dynamics/General Headcanons

 * The anonymous suggestion that started it all (fringeandfur)
 * Thoughts on how the relationship works (fringeandfur)
 * Ham Sandwich sleeping arrangements (fringeandfur)
 * Oh hand holding (officialnoahhawley)
 * On Aussie's storytelling (officialnoahhawley)

Pre-Hammer

 * Letters spends a day by herself to get her mind off the Aussie (officialnoahhawley)
 * Letters and Aussie bonded over a shared love of telling tall tales (fringeandfur)

Hammer's Arrival
(aka Hammer getting with Letters or Aussie or both of them separately)
 * Hammer being angsty and overdramatic because Letters is still dating the Aussie (391780)
 * fringeandfur
 * Letters helps Hammer stop worrying about being manly all the time
 * Hammer learns to be less threatened by Letters' independence
 * Hammer is convinced he can be a better boyfriend to Letters than Aussie is
 * Hammer wants to get Aussie a present, but doesn't want to make it look like he favors Aussie over anyone else in particular
 * officialnoahhawley
 * Aussie gives Hammer an introduction to the syndicate and evaluates his level of straightness
 * Hammer, Aussie and “No Homo”
 * Hammer and Aussie's accent
 * Aussie is not in his right mind when he meets the twins
 * Baby it's cold outside
 * Aussie’s work number is one away from a phone sex line and he answers those calls
 * Hammer's awful texting etiquette
 * Hammer needs Aussie to help with his computer
 * Hammer's birthday song
 * Hammer fantasizes about beating up Aussie for getting in the way of him and Letters (trumpetandtrombone)
 * Hammer gets Aussie a crappy birthday present (ithinkwehitametaphor)

Starting the Sandwich
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 * Hammer and Aussie's first kiss happens because of a bet
 * Numbers finds out about Hamstralian and teases Hammer
 * Wrench catches Hammer wearing Letters' underwear
 * Wrench and Numbers notice Hammer's started using Australian slang
 * Letters says she'll only sleep with Hammer if he sleeps with Aussie first Part 2
 * Hammer is startled to find Letters and Aussie come as a package deal
 * Hammer wants Letters to himself, but it's not the same without Aussie there
 * Hammer and Letters and the mechanical bull (trumpetandtrombone)
 * Hammer loses a bet and he has to kiss the Aussie (391780)
 * Hammer and Aussie sleep together but then Hammer pretends he and Aussie don’t even know each other (391780)
 * Hammer and Aussie’s “guys night out” (officialnoahhawley)

Solidifying the Relationship

 * Who said "I love you" first? (fringeandfur)
 * Figuring out exclusivity (fringeandfur)
 * The ways in which Hammer falls for his partners (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer says “I love you” to Aussie while (nearly) sober (trumpetandtrombone)
 * The first time Hammer and Aussie realized they had feelings for each other (trumpetandtrombone)

Early Relationship

 * Hammer is worried about Letters going on a solo mission (391780)
 * Hammer doesn't know what to get Letters for Valentine's Day Part 2 (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer makes a list of hard limits in bed; within 2 months he's changed his mind on almost all of them (fringeandfur)

Established Relationship
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 * Aussie gets to go on a job to Comic-con
 * Ham sandwich in Vegas [part 1 ] [part 2 ]
 * Sleeping in a single bed
 * What Ham Sandwich get up to when left alone at HQ
 * Making a bet about finding a fourth
 * Letters introduces the boys to her gal pals
 * Aussie tries to persuade his partners to go skydiving
 * Letters and Hammer insist Aussie goes to see Kangaroo Jack with them
 * How Hammer's daddy issues affect his relationship
 * Ham Sandwich go camping
 * Hammer is competitive but likes seeing his partners succeed too
 * Hammer calls someone out on their prejudice and his partners are surprised
 * Ham Sandwich and Valentine's Day
 * Ham sandwich and marriage
 * Hammer and Aussie get all lovey-dovey but Letters wants to do BDSM
 * Ham sandwich finds a ouija board
 * Hammer and Vin Diesel

Domesticities
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 * Hammer and Aussie make fun of Letters for wearing frumpy cardigans at home
 * Which of them takes longest in the bathroom?
 * Affectionately arguing about sports
 * Ham Sandwich watch a scary movie
 * Ham sandwich keep lube stashed all over their house and vehicles just in case
 * Aussie gets a shipment of Australian candy and has to eat it before his partners do
 * Hammer and Letters record Aussie talking in his sleep
 * Letters is annoyed by the lack of 'his and his and hers' household products
 * Letters is a big fan of semi-naked housework
 * Aussie ruins hot dog night
 * Novelty aprons
 * At first Aussie's a bit scared to tell Hammer that Letters is pregnant
 * How each of them react to the others trying to cheer them up after a bad day
 * A selection of domestic headcanons

Misc.
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 * Hammer, Aussie and Letters' singing voices
 * Ham Sandwich's tastes in music
 * Halloween costumes
 * Sad headcanon about how 2006 turns out for them
 * Ham Sandwich and the game of bridge
 * Aussie thinks aloud a lot
 * Workin' the Ham Part 2 Part 3 (trumpetandtrombone and fringeandfur)
 * Reality TV marathons and laughing during sex (ithinkwehitametaphor)
 * Aussie loves Yahtzee (officialnoahhawley)
 * Early Letstralian and early Hamstralian (officialnoahhawley)
 * Ham Sandwich selfies! (391780)

Hamstralian
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 * Birth of Hamstralian (dont-pester-lester, fringeandfur)
 * Thoughts on how Hamstralian works
 * Hammer has a bad day, Aussie makes it better Part 2
 * Hammer and Aussie's liking for each other started off as friendship
 * Aussie likes to stack things on Hammer when he's asleep
 * When they're bored at home, Hammer and Aussie compete to make fart noises
 * Hammer and Aussie compete to be the most manly
 * Hammer realises he has a thing about Australian accents Part 2
 * Aussie teases Hammer about the 'princess sleeves' on football jerseys
 * Aussie is annoyed by Hammer's choice of ringtone for him
 * Hammer and Aussie enjoy a good game of knifey-spoony
 * Aussie goes to Texas and sends Hammer pictures of himself in a cowboy outfit (with newtsafe-forwork)
 * Aussie makes an effort to hold onto his accent because Hammer finds it adorable
 * Aussie goes to prison and Hammer frets about it
 * Hammer protests a bit too much about what he does for Aussie
 * Hammer ruins into the porn director he used to work with
 * Hammer likes to win fights by pinning Aussie with his body weight
 * When Hammer finds out about Aussie's sexuality, he feels oddly offended that he isn't hitting on him
 * Sleeveless tops
 * Obligatory Homestar Runner reference (aka Aussie has computer troubles)
 * Hammer and Aussie met when Hammer was a teenager in rural Texas
 * Flirty billiards
 * Hammer asks Wrench to sub for him on a date with Aussie

Letstralian

 * Letters and Aussie met when they were kids when Letters was vacationing in Australia (391780)
 * Letters wakes up with a massive zit on her forehead and Aussie teases her (fringeandfur)
 * Letters and Aussie bond through submitting ludicrous confessions to tumblr sites (officialnoahhawley)

Hamlet

 * Hammer buys 50 Shades of Gray for Letters (391780)
 * Hammer and Letters met when they were teenagers and reunited as adults (391780)
 * Thoughts on how Hammer and Letters' relationship works (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer and Letters have a favourite restaurant in Minneapolis (fringeandfur)
 * Letters feels guilty for having originally seen Hammer as just a sex object (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer always imagined asking a girlfriend's dad for permission to marry, but that won't happen (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer smokes a cigar after each hit and Letters joins him (trumpetandtrombone)
 * Hammer and Letters and Lady Gaga (officialnoahhawley)

Sandwich Family
See Happy in Mexico.

Work (non-ship) headcanons

 * Letters is threatened at work (fringeandfur)

NSFW
All fringeandfur unless noted otherwise.

Ham Sandwich

 * Letters' underwear preferences (and what her boys think about it)
 * Important Ham Sandwich pubic hair questions
 * The boys tag-team in bed
 * Hammer adjusts to Aussie being around
 * Hammer tries to talk dirty and fails miserably
 * Surprise cock at the breakfast table
 * The downsides of big dicks
 * How their first time together went
 * Ham Sandwich shower sex is cramped and complicated Part 2 - sexy geometry (fringeandfur and trumpetandtrombone)
 * Hammer gets asked to make a cast of his penis
 * Terrifying horse-wang pantaloons (with trumpetandtrombone)

Hamstralian

 * Aussie draws a dick on Hammer's face while he's sleeping, Hammer gets revenge
 * Hammer is flattered when Aussie points out he has a big dick
 * Hammer finds out that the best way to make Aussie shut up is going down on him
 * The first present Aussie ever buys Hammer is somewhat inappropriate
 * Hammer and Aussie get drunk and one thing leads to another
 * Hammer and Aussie aren't especially keen on butt stuff
 * Regarding hot wing-eating contests (ladydorian and fringeandfur)

Letstralian

 * What won't Letters and Aussie do in the bedroom?

Hamlet

 * Letters doesn't expect much from Hammer and is surprised by how keen to please he is