Ham Sandwich

Ficlets and longer stories about Ham Sandwich.

OT3
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 * Aussie has a seizure
 * Letters suggests making a sandwich
 * Aussie's at home worried sick about his partners, when Letters comes in with a badly injured Hammer (original prompt)
 * Letters plays an April Fools prank
 * Aussie injures his hand and can't work Part 2 (NSFW)
 * Hammer and Letters get bored when Aussie's not around
 * Ham Sandwich go to a gay bar
 * Aussie breaks his jaw, but it doesn't stop him from talking
 * Ham Sandwich talk about becoming exclusive
 * Aussie's adventures in the bush
 * Aussie sulks about his un-Australian lack of surfing talent
 * Dick cosies
 * Hammer tries to cook a romantic meal for his partners
 * Aussie asks Letters for help with his crush on Hammer
 * Hammer gets shot and the painkillers make him a bit loopy
 * A bizarre side-effect leads to Aussie admitting that he's taking antidepressants
 * A silly argument about safewords
 * Aussie gets his arm broken, Hammer insists on going to get revenge
 * Ham Sandwich somehow acquire an attack robot

Hamstralian
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 * Hammer finds Aussie attractive for the first time and he’s incredibly confused
 * Aussie and Hammer bond over a mutual dislike of Numbers (original prompt)
 * Hammer tries to encourage Aussie to be more metrosexual
 * Hammer tries to get over his Numbers sex dreams by asking Aussie to grow a beard
 * Hammer thinks Aussie is his rival, but his smack-talk comes across like flirting
 * Aussie claims to know everyone's sexual secrets
 * Who needs women when you've got your bro?
 * Bro-jobs

Letstralian

 * Letters and Aussie try and work out how they feel about each other (fringeandfur)

Hamlet

 * Hammer often fondles Letters' boobs without realising what he's doing (fringeandfur)

Work/Non-Ship

 * Letters finds that one of their targets has been keeping women as prisoners (fringeandfur; cw: abuse)
 * Hammer discovers Aussie's unexpected capacity for violence (fringeandfur)

OT3
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 * Letters and Hammer are on a hit and they have phone sex with Aussie
 * Letters and Aussie make Hammer wear a dress
 * Literal Ham Sandwich
 * Hammer and Aussie give Letters a birthday treat
 * Letters and Aussie realise Hammer's been stealing Letters' toys
 * Just some straightforward Ham Sandwich PWP
 * Sex and pancakes and gratuitous cuddling (original prompt)
 * Aussie does something he really should have asked Hammer about beforehand
 * Hammer learns he can't always get what he wants
 * Hammer has a foot fetish
 * A week in the sex life of Hammer
 * Hammer wakes up one morning to find himself already cuffed to the bed
 * Letters is a bit of a squirter
 * Their first time: Aussie picks up on Hammer's awkwardness and deliberately makes it worse
 * Aussie gets to be the centre of attention for once
 * Letters comes home to find the boys already at it
 * Their first time: Hammer wants to know what Letters sees in Aussie
 * Hammer in lingerie
 * The best sex of Hammer's life (possibly)
 * Can you make someone hard just by looking at them?
 * Ham Sandwich for breakfast
 * Naked ring toss
 * Sexy laundry games
 * Solo Letters + Hamstralian fantasies
 * More breakfast with Ham Sandwich
 * Regarding Hammer’s insecurities
 * Hammer's first time with Aussie is a case of mistaken identity

Hamstralian

 * Aussie shows Hammer who's boss (391780)
 * Hammer gets impatient waiting for a chance to get Aussie alone (fringeandfur)
 * Self-indulgent Hamstralian make-outs (fringeandfur)
 * Hammer is embarrassed by not being better at gay sex (fringeandfur)
 * Growers and showers (fringeandfur)

Letstralian

 * Letters finds Aussie has been stealing her toys and making jerk-off videos (fringeandfur)
 * Letters and Aussie's first time together (fringeandfur)

Hamlet

 * Hammer does something just for Letters for a change (fringeandfur)